The Life Of Unwanted Jonases
Chapter 2
**Jessica's POV**
"Did you brats do our homework?" Nick asked.
"Yeah." Alex and I replied. Alex didn't do anything but if she said no, she would get beat up so I didn't say anything.
"We better get A's on these things." Joe said.
I don't think they will. Kevin and Joe are in college and Nick is graduating. They expect us to know college stuff? We're only in 8th grade.
"Umm... ok." I said. They only go to regular school because they wanna be even more exposed then they already are.
"I can't afford to fail." Nick stated.
The boys left. I don't know why but I felt like getting detention with Alex. But that would ruin my good girl image.
"Jess, you know you wanna get detention with me." Alex said. I hate when she does that, she knows me so well, it's like she can hear my thoughts.
"I can't do that. I'm too good." I told her.
"True, but if you're with me when I do something bad, you're bound to get in trouble." Alex replied.
"I don't know about this." I squeaked.
"Oh trust me, I do." Alex told me with an evil twinkle in her eye.
Something tells me I won't be home after school.
When we got to school, I was nervous, wondering what crazed plot Alex had in mind for a prank.
"Ok, here's what we're gonna do. Since I'm on the school news crew, I'm gonna draw a dick squirting out his "baby maker" on the camera lens, and I'll angle it just right so when Principal Bannerman talks, it'll look like he's licking it up. And then, I'll write "YUM!!" so Bannerman looks gay!" Alex explained.
"What the freak are you thinking?! That'll get us expelled!" I said.
"C'mon Jessica, we have to do this, it's either get detention and avoid being beat up for a little bit or just go straight home and be hit." Alex stated.
"Fine, I'll go along with this." I replied.
"You have to say that you drew the dick, though."
"Ok." I answered.
Alex opened the door to the school news room.
