The Life Of Unwanted Jonases
Chapter 13
**Jessica's POV**
Alex walked into the room, happy.
"Hey sis, what's with the grin?" I asked.
"Kevin is turning good!" She replied.
"No way! Our Kevin?" I exclaimed.
"Yeah! He wanted to learn about my life, he wants to come to my recital, he even bought me McDonald's!"
"Wow! That's great! Joe actually said he loves me today! And he apologized for beating us!"
"Joe Jonas?!" Alex grinned.
"Yeah!"
"Wow!!! Oh, by the way, we need to switch this weekend."
"I was just about to say that!" I replied. "I made a date with Chace and I know you like him so you gotta be me!"
"I made a date with Aaron so you gotta be me!!"
"You think anyone would notice?" I asked.
"Nah, Jessie, we're TWINS!! IDENTICAL TWINS!! No one can tell us apart, sometimes even our brothers can't!" Alex laughed.
I grinned. I'm going on a date with Aaron.
"I love you sis!" I said, hugging my twin.
"Back at ya! Our life is actually turning good after a horrible year!"
"Yeah! Wait, if you're going to be me, you have to act like me." I said, handing her a grammar book.
"What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" Alex asked.
"You need to use proper grammar if you're going to be me! And sit up straight. Jessica Jonas does not slouch. And avoid cussing."
"But you've been cussing for the last few days."
"But Chace doesn't know that." I said.
"Fine, I'll read this book and use educational and informational language but I need to teach you to be me."
"Oh, I can already do that. Watch." I stood up and put one hand on my hip.
"So I was watching MTV right? Zac Efron was all up on it and he was lookin' mighty sexy and all that shit and he was talking bout he aint got a myspace or facebook but all I gotta say is that if he ever gets one, he needs to put up some shirtless pics and be all up in the camera so I can get me something to look that." I imitated my sister, bad grammar and all.
"Oh my God, you do me better than I do!" Alex laughed.
"I know. So, we just have to get outfits and we're done!" I replied.
I began to get really excited!!
